
10.5 WATTS'LL DO YA
SHIFTING TO LED
In 1980, we met the compact fluorescent light.
Ugh!
Small and twisty with nasty contents. You KNOW something THAT bad must have an environmental justification. Compact fluorescents (CFLs) are just just – I dunno – wrong! The color is off, the shapes are off, they’re just not RIGHT!
They say we’re sposed to use more and more compact fluorescents because incandescent light bulbs are on the way out. They (incandescent bulbs) chew up watts faster’en my dog chews through a morselburger (a morsel of hamburger dropped, accidentally, on the floor).
‘course, if you don’t like compact fluorescent bulbs and you wanna do the the right thing and avoid incandescent bulbs, there are those nice hot orange-ish halogen lights. MisterScienceAintSoBad likes ‘em better than CFLs.
But where are the sturdy,cool, long lasting light emitting diode (LED) bulbs which produce a lovely quality of light and were promised in Genesis, Chapter 1, Verse 1 (Let there be.. “)? Aren’t they the ultimate solution to lighting?
They’re a comin’.
If you’ve bought yerself a nice flashlight, lately, you’ve probably noticed that there are dozens of models that sport LED bulbs. Unlike the flashlights we grew up with that throw out a wavering yellow dot, surrounded by greasy ringlets of yellow and get dimmer and dimmer with use, the new flashlights with LED bulbs are incredible. They’re bright and clear and last a spooky long time. There are tiny versions that surprise with great light and larger versions that ‘re almost like an automotive headlight. Aim one across a big field and you can actually SEE the coyote who’s checking you out. MisterScienceAintSoBad has one for dog walks.
The coyotes in my town are buying them too.
According to Cree, sales of LED lighting components have doubled in the past 12 months.
Doubled.
Home lighting? Just watch. Home Depot’s gearing up to sell a “65 watt LED bulb” that only uses 10 watts of juice. The light quality will be terrific, it will last a ridiculously long time, and, if it breaks, no hazmat suits. A vacuum cleaner’ll do nicely.
