Science Ain't So Bad

Our latest creative jolt is LectricLifter (c) (US patent numb 7517221) which “lifts” the electric outlet to a safe and convenient location. You plug it into the wall, shmushing the self-stick tape into position and there it stays. It’s advantages: easy on the back and, more important (some would say), it covers the outlet below and it has a way (see the cleats?) to wind up the plugged in cords so they don’t sag down. If you’re trying to protect a new pet or a baby, maybe this is a good solution.

‘Course we don’t have any for sale yet since we’re very slow about getting them made. But it’ll happen (won’t it Paul?)