Posts Tagged cancer

Antioxidants CAUSE cancer??

Posted by on Wednesday, 23 July, 2014

Antioxidants ain't great

                                             No oxygen?

 THE ANTIOXIDANT CONUNDRUM

You’ve got some vitamin C  on the kitchen counter next to the bananas.

Why?

Probably because vitamin C is an antioxident. Everybody knows antioxidants are good for you because they keep “free radicals” (which can promote cancer) in check.

Oxygen is an aggressive chemical. It can turn an iron bar into a hunk of rust. Most living things take advantage of oxygen’s “reactivity” by sucking energy out of the air. It’s why we have lungs. How living organisms learned to “handle” air without being eaten alive by it is one of the great back stories of evolution. Our cells have built in antioxidant “fire extinguishers” designed to protect us from toxic chemical reactions with oxygen.

But why don’t studies support the use of antioxidants?. In FACT, why do antioxidants often seem to make things worse?

Dr. David Tuveson ( Director of Research for the Lustgarten Foundation), and Dr. Navdeep S. Chandel (Feinberg School of Medicine at Northwestern University) did a study published in The New England Journal of Medicine. Here’s what they found.

Small amounts of oxidants are needed in the cells. The cell actually creates them.  If the level of oxidants gets too high though, they become a cancer threat and have to be countered. Evolution came up with its own way to handle this problem. In the mitochondria (energy center) of the cells, where the danger lies, natural antioxidants keep things under control.

The problem with supplements such as Vitamins C, E, and A is that they don’t appear to get the antioxidants to the mitochondria. Instead, they show up all over the place, doing no particular good and maybe even causing undesirable effects.

Tuveson and Chandel think we could figure out better ways to control the levels of “reactive oxygen species” in our cells. With more research, we might come up with a pill that actually does something useful instead of confusing people.

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The drawing is mine.


CAN YOU SEE CANCER?

Posted by on Monday, 17 February, 2014
Cartoon about cancer surgery

SOME CELLS LEFT?

THE PROBLEM WITH CANCER SURGERY

Cancer.

You’ve been “scheduled” even though you’re not sure you heard everything they said and aren’t sure you made the right choices.

How did this happen? Will everything be okay? Will your kids be orphaned?  Nobody answers these questions for you. It’s all about practical next steps.

You’re on a gurney talking to a nice doctor.

Isn’t she a little too young? Shouldn’t she be more reassuring?  Less “We’ll know a lot more after we get in there”?

You think she said  “We’ll take away the bad stuff and leave the good stuff.” 

That must be what she said. That’s what they do right?

THE BIOPSY

The surgeon’s job is to get rid of the diseased tissue. How is that determined?

Biopsies.

To see if all of the cancer has been successfully removed, a sample is put into a container with preservative. The sample is sent to the pathologist. After a gross exam ,  the sample is quickly frozen, stained, and sliced.  Other samples go into a cassette for a more complete analysis later. Those samples go into hot paraffin which, after a few hours of cooling, get sliced on a “microtome” for the eventual “thumbs up/thumbs down”.

This process is a cumbersome one. If the pathology lab says the quick frozen sample still has cancer, the surgeon has to take out more tissue, send a new sample, wait for the lab, and maybe even repeat again. When it’s all done, and the patient is supposedly recovering,  the lab gets a second vote based on the samples that were saved for further study.

The doctor wants to walk out to the waiting family and say things went great.  Good margins. All gone. Its embarrassing for the doctor and dispiriting for the patient and the family to find out that those margins might not have been so great after all.

A BETTER GRIP ON THINGS IN THE OPERATING ROOM

Two tools are trying to make their way to the operating room that could add more certainty and reduce the “standing around” time for the surgeon.

One of them, I mentioned last July. It’s a “hot knife” that does an instant analysis of the vaporized tissue. In early testing, the results were in perfect agreement but there is more testing to be done before the instrument is submitted for regulatory approval.

Another way to get at the problem is a pair of special glasses that make cancer cells visible to the surgeon.  Dr.  Samuel Achilefu, PhD, professor of radiology and biomedical engineering at Washington University is the project head. The system uses a “heads up” display to see cancer cells as small as one millimeter. The cells look like they are glowing when you look at them with the goggles. The trick is a contrast agent that is injected beforehand into the tissue.

Like the iKnife the googles aren’t ready for approvals. More testing has to be done with humans.

For now, we’re still stuck with the painstaking path lab process but this would seem to be the future of cancer surgery.

The sooner the better, I think.

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The drawing is mine.

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NO CURE? WHAT ABOUT A CLINICAL TRIAL?

Posted by on Tuesday, 17 September, 2013

bad news

 

 

CLINICAL TRIALS

If you’re not one to take bad news lying down, you don’t have to.

Rheumatoid arthritis, cancer,diabetes, Alzheimers, or migraines. Whatever it is that can’t be fixed. You might be able to get into a clinical trial.

Here in the US, clinical trials  or (“human” trials) are conducted when a new drug or a new device or a new method has advanced to the point where it seems worth trying out on people. Usually, the whatever-it-is worked great on a bunch of animals and the investors are  congratulating themselves on their about-to-be-richness.

They should be so lucky.

Clinical trials are heart breakers.  The hopes and dreams of the developers are often dashed.

But you know what? It’s the subjects of these trials that MISTER ScienceAintSoBad feels for.  It’s their last shot. Nothing else worked. They knew it was just a chance. But still..

YOU AND THE CLINICAL TRIAL

Would I succumb to my fate if there was a chance out there for me? No WAY!!!! I would figure out something! If it hurts, the heck with it. If I have to answer a thousand questions, fine by me. Just let’s get on with it.

If you’re willing to go another round, how do you proceed? Where are these trials? How do you get into them?

This should really be done with your doctor. I would like to think  your doctor would bring up appropriate trials at the right time.  (See below: Why Your Doc Isn’t Much Help With This Stuff).  In any case, a great resource for clinical trials is TrialsCentral.org . It was started  by Kay Dickersin  and a group from The Center for Clinical Trials and Evidence-based Healthcare at Brown University.

A couple of things to remember.

First, be sure you get yourself a second opinion. Your doctor won’t be insulted and will  gladly make some recommendations. Doctors see this as a healthy double check on their work and gladly do it for others when they are called on. If you run out of options – if the second opinion is as pessimistic as the first one – ask your doctor about trials.

Seriously. You shouldn’t  feel you need to do this on your own.

Here’s the thing.

Clinical trials are labeled as phase I, phase II,  phase III or phase IV. Phase I’s where the big problems show up. They’re looking at side effects and what can be tolerated. Enroll in a Phase I test if you want to help the human race. Enroll in something else if you want to help yourself.

Phase II’s where thing’s get more interesting. This is where we’re starting to figure out “efficacy” and trying to figure out what’s the right dose.

Phase III trials are often the big expensive ones. This is where people are  recruited in various locations around the country. They’re the make/break tests for approval by the FDA.

 

BEATING THE DISEASE

If you’re looking for a “miracle” (the quotes aren’t there to make fun – just something you do when you’re Mister ScienceAintSoBad) you’re interested in Phase III trials. But. remember, even in a phase III trial there’s a good chance you may be placed in a control group, meaning that you don’t get the drug or its benefits. And trials are EXPERIMENTS. They’re risky. You might have a better (short) life if you just carry on.

Don’t  forget that you may be able to argue for “compassionate use” (single patient access) meaning, I’m not about proving anything just hand over the drug please.

Not EVERYONE wants to die for science. This might work best if the trial subjects are already enrolled.

 

 WHY YOUR DOCTOR ISN’T  MUCH HELP WITH THIS STUFF

Well most doctors  COULD get you hooked up with a clinical trial – one that offers some new hope. But they probably won’t. Denise Mann (Web MD) says most patients who could qualify for clinical trials, won’t even hear about them from their own doctors.

This doesn’t mean doctors don’t care. The ones I know and the one’s I’ve worked with are amazing. They work hard and they’re usually very smart. But they’re human, okay? Just so many hours in a day. Just so many dollars in a paycheck. They can’t be everywhere. Can’t do everything. Gotta go home sometime. And this has a lot to do with why they’re shy about introducing their patients to clinical trials. Keeping up with 8,000 trials is SLIGHTLY impossible. When would that “keeping up”  happen? Before 5 AM? Or after 2 PM? Medicine is intense. The hours are long and the stakes are high. And there’s a lot of required reading just to stay current in day-to-day practice.

Also, there’s the relationship with you.

Maybe a particular clinical study does offer  a shot (usually a long one).  It probably means the patient’s off to some distant place at a time that is emotional horrendous for him.her.  And the patient and the doctor have an established  relationship. Believe it or not, separating from the doctor  can be tough for both the patient and the physician.

INVESTIGATE EARLY

People, naturally, do the regular stuff first. If things don’t work out, maybe they start looking around for something a little bit crazy. Most people see clinical trials as  extra innings  (a little baseball metaphor here).Well that could be too late. Some of these trials won’t let real sick patients into their programs. They need to get at them earlier.

Even though I don’t know you, I just want you to know that I sincerely hope you will get better and get your old and wonderful life back.

 

 MisterScienceAin’tSoBad would never, knowingly, give you any bad advice or misinformation but biomedical engineers don’t treat patients and shouldn’t give medical advice. This is the best information I have but but where your health’s at stake, please get a second opinion on my own words, okay?

 

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The cartoon is mine

 


A NEW GADGET MAKES CANCER SURGERY MUCH BETTER

Posted by on Thursday, 25 July, 2013
A REAL SHARP KNIFE

A REAL SHARP KNIFE

SMARTEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER

Oh wow!

Sorry about the oh wow! As MISTER ScienceAintSoBad I try not to sound like a former hippie.  But what’s sitting on my desk is seriously hot. I’m talking about this thing from The  Imperial College Of London.

Zolton Takats (the journal Science Translational Medicine is where the article was published) has developed an “intelligent knife” for surgeons. It’s for surgeons who spend their days trying to figure out where the tumor stops and where you start –  carefully cutting away cancerous tissue with just enough margin to avoid having to go in again later.

That’s the hope.

A wrong decision – and I mean a wrong decision by a half a millimeter – can be really,  really bad. Leave a little too much in, and your patient may die. Take a little too much out, and you’re in court being called a cold, uncaring, nasty (and rich) doctor.  Takat’s knife,  with pitch perfect accuracy (more and larger studies to come I am sure),  guides the doctor precisely. As the hot knife vaporizes tissue, it sucks it into an instrument – a mass spectrometer – which, with the aid of some proprietary software and miscellaneous other technology including a profile of the mix of cells that characterizes certain cancers, can let the doc know when the knife is cutting through bad tissue. Or not.

I hope you don’t have cancer. Believe me, I know how scary it is. But if you have to get help you want to lean the odds your way, right? Even with an instrument like this in your surgeon’s hands you won’t really relax until its over and they say you’re okay. But the smart knife should make the whole process a lot more predictable.

I like this.

THE CATCH?

Well  it’s not a catch, really. The data look great so far. But the device still has to prove itself useful and cost effective in clinical settings. Only then will we see it come into general use.  Soon I hope.

 

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Image credits:  I’m the guilty party. My own drawing.

 


Cancer: A Mere Nuisance

Posted by on Friday, 23 November, 2012

LOOKING FOR THE BAD THING

GOOD

What if doctors could always find cancer before it starts to spread? When they could still remove it and send you home?  No chemo. No radiation. See ya.

Here’s a blood test for cancer that gives a warning early enough to avoid big trouble. The test tells what type of cancer and may give inferential information about where it is located. Devin Koestler, Margaret Karagas and Jason Moore  (Geisel School of Medicine) did the work. Their test could spare you a biopsy as well as save you from metastatic cancer.

 

NOT PERFECT 

It’s only a test. You still have to get rid of the tumor, okay? And, yes, you still have to pay the bill.  But, if this preliminary research does pan out,  the term cancer won’t have the same punch. Most cancers would be nipped in the bud and wouldn’t be such a durn big deal. Worse than a hair cut. But much much better than looking up through the dew covered sod.

ScienceAintSoBad Rating = 5. The science seems okay  but hold on to your war hoops. Preliminary.

 

 

 


WHAT? NOTHING AFTER CHEMO?

Posted by on Thursday, 7 July, 2011

Dear MISTER SASB: My grandmother’s got stomach cancer. She’s had surgery, drugs, and chemo. Now the doctor says she should get hospice care which totally (if it’s okay to say) sucks big time. Grannie taught me to read and to ride a bike and even how to cut cocaine. There MUST be something they can do! –  Nancy Trill

Dear Nancy:

It sounds like yer granny could open up her own pharmacy.

Anyway, to answer your question, her Docs COULD get your granny hooked up with a clinical trial that offers some new hope. But they probably won’t. Denise Mann (Web MD) says most patients who could qualify for clinical trials, won’t even hear about them. At least, not from their own doctors.

This doesn’t mean doctors are a bunch of bums. The ones I’ve worked with (and consulted) are almost uniformly terrific. They work hard and they’re, mostly,  very smart. BUT they are human (surprise!). Just so many hours in a day. Just so many dollars in a paycheck. They can’t be everywhere. Can’t do everything. Gotta go home sometime. And this has a lot to do with why they’re shy about introducing their patients to clinical trials. Keeping up with 8,000 trials is SLIGHTLY impossible. When would that “keeping up”  happen? Before 5 AM? Or after 2 PM? Medicine is intense. The hours are long and the stakes are high. And there’s a lot of required reading just to stay current in day-to-day practice.

Also, there’s the relationship thing.  Maybe a particular clinical study does offer “a shot” (usually a long one). Still. It probably means the patient’s off to some distant place at a time that’s infinitely crappy and emotional horrendous.  And the patient and his.her doc often have a thing going, a doctor patient relationship. Believe it or not, separating from the Doc who took the patient this far down  Dismal Road  can be tough for both the patient and the physician.

INVESTIGATE EARLY

People, naturally, do the regular stuff, first. If things don’t work out, maybe they start looking around for unregular stuff.  It’s tempting to see clinical trials like the extra innings. After the first nine. (A little baseball metaphor here.) Well, sorry, Bub, but that may be too late. Some of these trials won’t let patients who are practically gonners into their programs. They need to get at them earlier in the progression of the disease.

THE RIGHT ANSWER

You’re kidding, right? If I knew the right answers to this stuff, do you think I’d be sitting here cranking out blog articles? I don’t know how to get doctors back into this loop either.  But something’s gotta change. That’s for sure. It’s not right to expect patients, on their own and at the worst possible time in their lives, to become medical detectives, capably sorting through the relevant research. And it’s not like NO doctors are referring to clinicals. Maybe we need to understand what the doctors who get this right are doing.

Mister ScienceAintSoBad‘s an optimist. He thinks things will improve.

Sooner’s better than later.

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Credit for above cartoon (which I don’t exactly understand either) to, xkcd.


URI Group Gains Against Ulcers, Gastritis

Posted by on Thursday, 10 February, 2011

OUR BUDDY, MISTER PYLORI

THE BUG THAT SHARES YOUR LUNCH

Helicobacter pylori. Ever hear of it? It’s a bug that eats your gut.

I guess you could say it dines where you dine.

It wasn’t THAT long ago (1982) that two Australians, Barry Marshall and Robin Warren, discovered that these little helicobacter pylori were involved with ulcers. An amazing, amazing thing, really, since everyone KNEW that ulcers were caused by stress. Bacteria couldn’t live in the stomach where it’s so acid.

That’s where we were wrong.

We now know that there are bugs (I’m being terminally cute here, I mean, microorganisms) which can live in places you wouldn’t believe. Hot, dry, cold, acidic, basic, radioactive. We call them “extremeophiles”. If they can live in yer gut, what next? Could they live on Mars?

In New York, even?

Well.

In fact, helicobacter pylori do inhabit the intestinal tract where they are associated with ulcers, gastritis, and cancer. The obvious question: if this stuff can be caused by microbes, can antibiotics help?

Sure.

Which means that some people are getting cured.

If everything goes right.

Not so fast, though. Ever hear about antibiotic resistance? Every time we get our hopes up, there always seems to be a new disappointment. Finding out about helicobacter pylori was a great step. But efficiently rousting MISTER pylori from the gut?  Currently that means using several antibiotics as well as strong anti-acids.

Sometimes it works.

Sometimes it doesn’t.

Where to turn? How about the University of Rhode Island?

RHODY TEK

LAB ON A CHIP ( Mohammad Faghri, Dept Of Mechanical Engineering, URI )

Ever heard of the University of Rhode Island? It’s a public university in a state the size of a  parking lot.

URI seems to be having its own “Sputnik moment”, something ABC’s Christiane Amanpour (a URI graduate) calls ” a whole new era of technological, scientific.. progress”. Stanford and MIT have nothing to apologize for. Excellent centers of science and engineering. But they’re looking over their shoulders at “Rhody Tek”

A group of URI’s scientists have reduced the functionality of a medical testing lab onto a single chip. Drop of blood. Instant results. This technology  may wind up in apps for the iPhone. Android phones, too.

Another group’s figured out how to use saliva (instead of blood) to monitor immunosuppressive drugs. (Don’t see the big deal? I’m happy for you. I hope you never do.) And another group’s working on a patch for anti-tick vaccines. (I said the STATE’S small. I didn’t say the insects were.)

URI’s Graduate School of Oceanography, which had a research vessel on station monitoring the BP oil spill,  has hundreds of projects cooking.

(My wife? Maybe she works at this fine institution, maybe she doesn’t. I would NEVER let something like that influence my objectivity!!!!)

What’s URI got to do with h pylori?

A group headed by Dr. Steven Moss is  developing a vaccine against helicobactoer pylori. The vaccine is delivered nasally, by the way. Yet another “sniffer”. (The work’s in the Journal Vaccine.) In addition to the researchers from URI,  Moss is working with scientists from Brown University, Rhode Island Hospital, and Epivax, Inc..  In the  careful way that researchers talk, he calls this work “encouraging” but “preliminary”.

Which it is.

If everything works out, there’ll be a lot less miserable digestive tracts on this planet.

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CLINICAL TRIALS LIKE CRAZY

Posted by on Friday, 17 December, 2010

DOCTORS CAN BE VERY REASSURING (1906)

THE GOOD

Life’s good, right? You’re very loved.

Money? Enough. Who needs more? Besides. Money’s not what counts. Summers are warm. Winters? Crisp. With snowball fights, skiing, and frosty branches glistening in front of the window.

It’ll always be like that. Nothing bad’s gonna happen. I Promise.

THE UGLY

Just in case my spell doesn’t work, here’s a resource. It’s for when somebody gets sick.

Very sick.

So sick that he or she runs out of options and the Doc, so optimistic and reassuring at first,  looks uneasy and emphasizes the need to be realistic. This is a place to go that’s out beyond the end of the road. Maybe it’s the next road. It’s called TrialsCentral.org . It was started  by Kay Dickersin  and a group from The Center for Clinical Trials and Evidence-based Healthcare at Brown University.

Couple of things to remember.

First, be sure you get yourself a second opinion. You’re not being disloyal. It’s a routine part of medicine. Your doctor won’t be the LEAST bit uncomfortable. He or she will be glad to make some recommendations. In fact, your Doc will also help you go over the possibilities for possible clinical trials.  You shouldn’t  feel you need to do this on your own.

Clinical trials are labeled as phase I, phase II,  phase III or phase IV. Phase I’s where they weed out the REAL stinkers. They’re looking at side effects and what can be tolerated. Mostly, they’re not looking for sick people anyway. Phase II’s where thing’s get a little more serious. They’re starting to figure out “efficacy” and trying to figure out what’s the right dose. Phase III’s where they get to spend lots of money recruiting subjects in trials in various locations around the country. These are the make/break tests that determine if it gets approved. The phase IV trials are kinda “tune ups” that’re done on drugs that are already out there.  (There are also “phase 0” trials – ultra cautious tests on a few people. A sanity check to make sure they’re ready to do the Phase I stuff).

STUBBORN ENOUGH TO LIVE

If you’re looking for a miracle (am I mixing metaphors?) you’re interested in Phase III trials.  But. remember, even in a phase III trial with a very promising drug there’s a good chance you may be placed in a control group, meaning that you don’t get the drug or its benefits. And trials are EXPERIMENTS. They’re risky. You might have a better (short) life if you just carry on.

But you’re a gambler, aren’t you? You’re not gonna go unless you HAVE to. And you’re damn well not gonna go without a fight. Well don’t  forget that you may be able to argue for “compassionate use” (single patient access), meaning screw the science, just the drug please. Not EVERYONE wants to give a life for science.

Just a small footnote. (Well, I have to say this.) MisterScienceAin’tSoBad would never, knowingly, give you any bad advice or misinformation, but biomedical engineers don’t treat patients and don’t give medical advice. I do offer the very best information that I can but where your health’s at stake, you’ll want to verify anything you read here.

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Attribution for above image: By Anonymous [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons


CHOOSING LAPAROSCOPY

Posted by on Thursday, 29 July, 2010

ANGELO'S TRAINER-BOX KEEPS SURGEONS SHARP AS A SCALPEL

A KIDNEY HAS TO GO

My brother-in-law’s still a handsome guy in his mid seventies. He’s fiercely loyal to my sister and his kids, a “drivin’ fool” who runs his magnificent RV across country at the drop of a beanie, and he’s the “go to guy” in the family when it comes to automotive questions.

But for several years, he’s been battling cancers acquired (probably) during his military service.

R’s been in remission for seven years thanks to the remarkable work of Dr. Shimon Slavin (International Center for Cell Therapy & Cancer),  a pioneer in immunological therapy. Recently, however,  a mass was discovered on one of R’s kidneys.

The kidney has to go.

A DECISION HAS TO BE MADE

R had to decide between an open incision or laparoscopy, the new “modern” approach, which involves manipulating tiny tools inside the abdominal cavity while observing with a tiny video camera. Laparoscopy is all done through small holes in the abdomen rather than through a large incision and can mean faster recovery and less scarring.

“You’re the science guy, R said.  What do you think? Should I take a chance on laparoscopy?”

“Well, the recovery’s easier with laparoscopy,” I said. “What’s not to like?”

“Here’s the thing,” he said. “I’m afraid they’ll have to chop up the kidney to remove it. I wouldn’t want all that cancer juice sloshing around in me.  Who knows what other organs could be affected.”

R’s fears certainly seemed reasonable. In fact, surgeons do worry about “spills”, cells that drip from an instrument during surgery.  So I called Angelo Tortola (Venture Technologies) who designs the tools used in these procedures. He also makes the training simulators that surgeons use to perfect their techniques.

After explaining a little about my brother-in-law’s background and describing the problem, I asked him if he could help.

“You called the right guy,” he said. “I had to give up one of my own kidneys about two years ago.”

Since Angelo had never mentioned this to me, I was very surprised.

“You’re OK now, right?”

“Completely. The cancer was fully contained. But I have a story.”

“Don’t let me stop you.”

“My doctor was ‘old school’. He was determined to go with an open incision.  Even after I asked about laparoscopy, he stuck to his position. Safer. Best result.

“But the more I read, the more I wondered.  Finally, I set up an appointment at Mass General Hospital in Boston with a leading surgeon – one who I happened to know did a lot of laparoscopic procedures.

“After reviewing my situation, he said I would be a good candidate for laparoscopy but I could choose an open procedure if I wished.

“I asked him about the relative advantages. He said that laparoscopic removal of a kidney was just as safe as an open procedure with lower risk of certain complications during recovery.

“So, I asked, how do I decide?

“Well, he said, with the open procedure it’ll take you longer to get back on your feet.

“How much longer? I asked.

“With the open procedure, it could be up to a year till you are fully normal, he said. With laproscopy, you should be functional within a few days.”

“Now THAT,” Angelo said, “is an amazing difference. And, you know what? He was right.  A couple of weeks later, I was on an airplane, on the way to a meeting.”

I asked Angelo about R’s concern. Does the kidney get chopped up before it is removed?

“Not to worry,” Angelo said. “That’s not how they do it. The organ is removed in one piece. And everything’s placed in a plastic bag before removal.

“You tell your brother-in-law that either choice is safe. It’s up to him.”


PROGRESS AGAINST PANCREATIC AND ORAL CANCER

Posted by on Tuesday, 30 March, 2010

STELLATE CELL ACTIVATION (Hey! I needed a picture.)

Oncology: Pancreatic Cancer. Head/Neck Cancer

What’s your favorite cancer?

I bet it isn’t pancreatic cancer.

The request queue for cancer’s pretty short. But the least popular members of this rather unpopular group of diseases may be things like the oral cancers (head and neck), pancreatic, and lung cancer. Course I haven’t taken a survey, and I bet there’re plenty of others that aren’t big favorites either. But if you DO have the bad luck to have a tumor, you want it to be at an early stage and easy to get at.

The pancreas, when it goes bad, doesn’t send off early warnings and it isn’t easy to get at. Aesthetics aside, things would probably work out much better with the pancreas if it were located on your ear. Signs of disease would be easier to spot early and snipping off the bad thing would be an outpatient procedure.

CANCER BOMBLETS

Well Mark Howard (University of Kent, School of Bioscience) hasn’t figured out a way to rotate your pancreas to your ear but he seems to be onto something equally (some would say more) exciting than a pancreas hanging off of your right ear:  cancer bullets.

Dr. Howard’s “thing” is the shape of certain amino acids (peptides). He was able to figure out how to optimize their ability to lock onto (bind with) cancer cells. Hook the amino acids to the right drugs, and you have a delivery system,  a “cancer bullet”.

DOES IT WORK?

You WOULD ask!

MISTER ScienceAintSoBad’s beat is science and Mark Howard is, in every sense, a scientist. But this is early in the process. It’s a remarkable accomplishment and he gets himself a ScienceAintSoBadRating of 10 which, while not a Nobel Prize, isn’t pigeon crap, either.  But that doesn’t mean this’ll permanently eradicate cancers. And, if it does, it remains to be seen if it will work for everyone. Those studies haven’t been done yet.

ScienceAintSoBadFingers are crossed.

Image attribution: Artwork by Robert Jaster under a Creative Commons license.